A response worthy of The Matrix.
She was disappointed in the “young'uns” for not knowing.
Spoiler alert: Story has a happy ending for Mrs. Grinch and the jeweler.
As a perfectionist, she knew the vendor would recognize the giver.
Two tales of free food gone wrong.
It was good news for his wife of 61 years.
The owner didn’t want payment, but got a sweet surprise anyway.
The custom job involved two wedding bands, a bullet casing … and a suicide.
Plus another customer who had a funny sign-off.
One tried to lick her finger to take off her ring, with even more gross results than usual.
This husband had no choice but to buy jewelry.
He really made himself at home.
Yes, we call it high season in America, but that’s not what we mean.
But it wasn't a type of product they wanted to carry ... for good reason.
This client wanted three engagement rings. The jeweler ordered champagne.
The trend didn't last long, but the customer relationship did.
'We made a life-sized replica of a guy’s ...'
'We draw the line at human flesh.'
'You’re worth it' is a nice sentiment ... but on a $79 ring?
'This ring is obviously bad luck and defective.'
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